JA(SPER)CK

Yes! we got a new member to the family

And of course he's a mad cunt

Check out his Panther DLX remix

I'm Not The One (JASPER Remix) - Panther DLX

And check out his myspace.

www.myspace.com/jaspersssss

.......cunts

Zombies

I have never ever downloaded a Designer Drugs track until now. Being bored all day at home on the computer, i thought why not give them a chance. From the moment the song started till it finished i was glued to it. An excellent track, trippy as sounds and synths full of bass and fun melodies. So i headed over to their MySpace and i just wanted to say their artwork is so cool. Not the best description but just download this monster and you will know what im talking about.

Designer Drugs - Zombies!

YOUNG GUNS # 2 : HUBERT

Welcome to the second installment of young guns.          YES!
excited?
This time, we interviewed a zoo keeper from Taronga Zoo, but he didnt really have a whole lot to say about music.
so we got HUBERT.

Photo credit to Thomas Walk

This kid is going places, sexy places

It's hard to talk about this kid professionally, (not that I can talk professionally at all) because I've known him since I was 8, or something.

But i'll try.

We caught up and this is what he had to say:

LGGS:

Where you from fool?

HUBERT:
I am from Kirribilli. Its funny: people always try to be really smart and ask me if that means I’m gay, or perhaps more commonly: “How’s Johhny H?”. I’m not quite sure if they realise that the Prime Minister is no longer John Howard and that the Labor Party has taken over the running of the country. I really fail to see any intelligence in people who say that kind of stupid shit.

But yes, LGGS, I live in Kirribilli.

LGGS:
How old?

HUBERT:
I am 17 years old. I’m 18 soon, and that’s going to be my time to head straight to the Longy for a few double/triples (hahaha!).

LGGS:
How did you first get into production, deejaying, wearing leather jackets, etc?

HUBERT:
My older brother, Charlie (Chux from Sydney trio: the aptly named 'Disco Punx'), got some turntables when I was about 13 or 14 and the music he played broke my eardrums in. Previously I had been scaling Limewire for the latest chart-toppers from Murda Inc. (Ja Rule, Ashanti, Fat Joe & Irv Gotti), or the most recent track by Justin Timberlake where, in the video, he dances like a woman and ironically racks the women because of that very action. Killing me. Producing came as part of that, pretty much before the Djing, because Charlie didn’t want me to wreck his shiny new gear. I got into computer producing, taking samples from Midnight Juggernauts, Cut Copy, Goose, early Van She Tech, Junior Boys, Teki Latex, Surkin etc. The Djing came soon after, and I got goods at it. Then my mum yelled at me because I didn’t get off the computer ever. She still yells.

LGGS:
Whats your sound?

HUBERT:
I don’t really even know if I have one yet. I reckon I’ll find my sound when I actually start using good equipment. At the moment, it says on my myspace profile – “Sounds Like: The aftermath of a tsunami. All wooeerrrggghhhehwhwew”, so look out for that in my sampling. There’s a track called “Tsunami” where I looped the grungy death vocals on the 16th and put a trance beat over the top. It goes for 18 hours. That’s a joke.

LGGS:
Influences?

HUBERT:
Everyone always says Ajax, Juggernauts, Cut Copy, Presets, Justice. Standard. All of those guys, but more influential: Breakbot, Siriusmo, Phones, Aeroplane, SHAZAM, Art Vs Science, Treasure Fingers, dAta, David Rubato, Metronomy, Deelat, Le Knight Club (etc on Crydamoure), CSK OK, G.L.O.V.E.S. Also the writer of the blog “Hyperbole”: Dave. He gave me my first post of my little almost Baltimore remix of Phantom Pt II about 2 years ago. It was awesome! I started to see people using it in their mixes about a month later and it was sick!

LGGS:
Biggest moments so far?

HUBERT:
Absolutely positive it was sharing the bill with Kato & Bag Raiders a while ago at an under 18s party. I don’t even think the kids knew what was going on when the first track came out from Bag Raiders! Everyone went a drug induced kind of mental! 

LGGS:
Crazy stories you crazy cunt?

HUBERT:
Well it was pretty crazy teaming up with the writer of LGGS, Chevy Bass aka Jusep aka yourself, you insane mother fucker, at that 18th not so long ago. We blew the leggings, dresses, pants and shorts off of many anxious legal and sub-legal aged boys and girls with our louder-than-allowed volume level and were welcomed back for round two I gather. The brother’s 21st. That’s how us young gunning DJs roll. I am never using any of those lines again in my life. 

Thankyou Chev.

All in all, this prodigy from Kirribilli (Hows the president man?) is going to be someone to look out for in your next few years on earth. Such a nice guy!

Hubert was recently featured on FBI's underage Deejay competition, 1 of the 6 finalists from the thousands that entered.

and he should of won.

ANYWAY

i was lucky enough to get some of his awesome remixes and now you can have them too!

Theme to BMX (HUBERT Remix) - BMX

Cross The Dancefloor (HUBERT Remix) - Treasure Fingers

Head on over to HBRRRRTTTSSSS myspace, you cunts.

www.myspace.com/hubertimus

New Oizo & Raiders

Well the name of the post gives it away i guess. Here are a couple tunes, i'm really digging at the moment. So i thought why not share them with you. The new Mr. Oizo track which is avaliable to buy off his new LP. You may have seen the video of SebastiAn dropping this. Once i saw this video i loved the track. The LP is tradition Oizo style just really "fucked up" you could say. Just cut up and weird but in a good way of course sounds like he was stoned when making the tracks once again in a good way haha. Now on to Australia's own well, Sydney's own Bag Raiders. Who have finally released their long awaited EP titled Turbo Love. The name already tells you the track is going to be huge and melodic well thats what i thought. This tune puts me in a good mood. They are touring Australia at the moment in celebration of their EP launch. Be sure to catch them. Anyway here are the tunes.

Mr. Oizo - Postif

Bag Raiders - Turbo Love

Young Guns # 1 : CHIVERS

Thats right, here at Fat Kids Suck, we love young boys.

Haa, but seriously, because in fact all of us on the blog are under 18, we thought we should showcase what some of us kids can do.

We have an idea. We're going to post some fucking awesome up-and-coming youngins who really know how to get it going, and this post is no exception.

First up is a kid by the name of CHIVERS

Hailing from Mosman in Sydney, at 14 going on 15, this kid has some seriously cool shit going on.

I caught up with the young gun and this is what he had to say:

CHIVERS:

I first got into producing when i was 13, after listening to alot of electronica, house and club music. i thought i should try and produce some tracks and then i got a copy of Ableton and after learning how to use it i got into producing.

L.G.G.S.:

Describe your sound and what you're all about.

CHIVERS:

My sound is mostly like house/electro/synth, but im moving over to a distorted synth/house/electric sound. 

L.G.G.S.:

Name some of your big influences
CHIVERS:

Justice
Daft Punk
Surkin
Alan Braxe
Bobmo
Futurecop! 
Bag Raiders 
Danger
Busy P
SebastiAn 
DJ Falcon 
Kavinsky

L.G.G.S.:

Anything big coming up in the future?
CHIVERS:

Yeah there's alot of tracks and remixes coming in the future, im always working on new sounds and songs.

Can't Wait.

Here's some of his remixes, all huge.

DJ Mehdi - Signatune (Chivers Remix)

Bag Raiders - Turbo Love (Chivers remix)

Justice - Stress (Chivers Remix)

And an original!

Chivers - Back To The Future 

Check out his myspace, tell him you love him

www.myspace.com/chiversau

Enjoy kiddies, be back soon.

Chevy B   x

The Boys Are At It AGAINN

 

As most of you would know, unless you've been living under some sort of rock or boulder perhaps, that Australia's favourite sons - well, by favourite i mean loosest - The Bang Gang Deejays - Gus Da Hoodrat, Jaime Doom, Dangerous Dan, DJ Damage, Double Nolan and of course the infamous Ajax - are releasing a new 2 CD mix, fittingly entitled, "D is for Disco, E is for Dancing".

Scheduled for nationwide release on the 24th of October, it features some fucking amazing tracks, along with the always spectacular disc jockeying skills of the Bang Gang boys.

And it looks at little bit like this...

The tracklisting, fucking sensational

Disc 1:

1. One Two - Annie Mall (Radioclit Remix)
2. Sugardaddy - Wack
3. Tacteel - Dressed In Polyester
4. Bangers And Cash - Loose
5. Yuksek - Contact
6. Architecture In Helsinki - Heart It Races (Spruce Lee Remix)
7. Kerowack - Dirtgrabber
8. Biz Markie - Turn Tha Party Out
9. Jamie Lidell - Little Bit Of Feel Good (Mr Oizo Mix)
10. Ratatat - Lex
11. Jackson & His Computer Band - Rock On
12. Midnight Mike - I Need You Tonight
13. Late Of The Pier - The Bears Are Coming
14. Ssion - Clown
15. Munk - Live Fast Die Old! (Maral Salmassi & Zero Cash Remix)
16. B.W.H. - Livin´ Up
17. Holy Ghost - Hold On
18. Canyons - More Champagne
19. Cazals - Life Is Boring (Ali Love/harder Mix)
20. Siriusmo - Simple
21. Ost & Kjex - Boston Food Strangler
22. Supermayer - The Art Of Letting Go (Ewan´s Daft Funk Instrumental)
23. Justus K Hncke - Parage
24. Mickey Moonlight - Interplanetary Music (Riton Re-rub)
25. Klanguage - Priceless Things
26. Jean Nipon - Can´t You Fuck Like You Dance
27. Telespazio - Galileo (Rodion Remix)
28. Teki Latex - Go Go Go (Featuring The Genevan Heathen)
29. Of Montreal - Grolandich Edit
30. Pj Pooterhoots - Can´t Go For That
31. Msawawa - Bowungakanani?

Disc 2:

1. Intro
2. Fred Falke - Last Wave
3. Tronik Youth - We Are...
4. Gloves - Pyx
5. The Jai-alai Savant - White On White Crime (Shir Kahn Remix)
6. Dj C (Featuring Jorge Stylo) - Juce
7. Brodinski - Bad Runner (Crookers Gone Electro Remix)
8. Underworld - Ring Road (Fake Blood Remix)
9. Mia - Jimmy
10. Digitalism - The Pulse (Derdiedas Remix)
11. Shitdisco - I Know Kung Fu (David Rubato Remix)
12. Beni - My Loves Sees You
13. A-trak - Say Whoa
14. Laurent Wolf - The Crow
15. Scottie B & King Tutt - African Chant
16. Etienne De Crecy - Punk
17. The Presets - Kicking And Screaming (Bang Gang´s E Is For Edit)
18. Daniel Haaksman - Who´s Afraid Of Rio?
19. Steve Angello & Laidback Luke - Be (Laidback Luke´s Rave Edit)
20. Soundstream - Freakin´
21. Radioclit - Divine Gosa (Switch Remix)
22. Treasure Fingers - Cross The Dancefloor a) Lenny Sesar - Morris Park (Bonde De Role Vocal Remix) b) Plastikman - Spastik (Dubfire Rework)
23. Boys Noize - Oh! (A-trak Remix)
24. Proxy - Raven
25. Kid Cudi - Day ´n´ Nite (Crookers Mix)
26. T Palmer - Tasteless
27. Feadz - Hawaiian Smut
28. Li´ll Bo Tweak - Got Dat Bass
29. Diskokaine - Riminini (Instrumental)
30. Tmvr - Bowie In The Bronx (Shinichi Osawa Remix)
31. Bag Raiders - Turbo Love (Tough Love Edition)
32. Surkin - White Knight Two
33. The Tough Alliance - Neo Violence (Shazam Remix)
34. The Lowbrows - Dream In The Desert
35. Cut Copy - Far Away (Bag Raiders Remix)
36. Jaunt - Travelling
37. Principles Of Geometry - A Mountain For President (Joakim Remix)

Disc One, D is for Disco is the more playful, eclectic of the two, equally suited for play in your café to accompany your piccolo latte or perfect for a session of qualudes on the couch, while the second disc, E Is For Dancing is the more focused, darker, nasty little bitch created with the sole purpose of more serious, shirts off, hedonistic virgin sacrifice-style partying. 

But whether  a mellower shade of daytime disco is your thing, or a harder, darker style of night musik is your dance dose, D Is For Disco, E Is For Dancing is shaping up to be the only collection of modern day acid jazz worth your salt this summer.

And If you havn't already, down the fuck load the Mini-Mega-Mix 

You can do that HERE

Its around 45 songs in 10 minutes. Pretty cool.

I'm really excited, so excited I pre ordered it. YOU CAN TOO

http://www.jbhifionline.com.au/Product/374361

Enjoy

REALLY DECENT

Mad Decent is one of my favourite labels at the moment

Dudes like Diplo, DJ Sega, DJ Tamiel, Boy 8-bit, Blaqstarr and South Rakkas Crew. O yeh, and Crookers (But I'm not going to post anything by them because I'm really over them)

In short, Mad Decent fucking rocks.

Time for some music

OK, this Diplo remix of young folks makes me laugh, plus its pretty fucking groovy

Young Folks (Diplo's Magic Pussy Remix) - Peter Bjorn & John

NEXT, now now now, this track is featured at the start of Outlaws latest mix, It's Not French, But It's Fucking 'Aving it. Enough said, they are bigger then Jesus.

Carry Feelings (feat. T.O.K.) - South Rakkas Crew

EVERYONE loves Daft Punk yeh? Well, this DJ Tamiel edit of Robot Rock is just wicked. Real cool baltimore track.

Robot Club Rock - DJ Tamiel

I could go on and post a million songs from the Mad Decent label but I'm going to keep it short and sweet and leave you with this...

Magical Amount (Mad Decent Remix by DJ Sega) - Truth®

Good isn't it?

Tell Mad Decent you love them: http://www.myspace.com/maddecent

My Way

Hello People, Yes, this is my first post. I'm the newest addition to the blog my names Danny and I come from Melbourne. Any who i can't sleep at all so i thought i might just introduce my self to the blog and post up Danger's new remix. His added his special touch this time to Starskee's track My Way. I love the way he remixes a song the way he always has killer vocals then the trademark Danger synth. Then he will cut up the vocals and play around with the synth and it will always sound insane, well at least i think he does that haha. Anway I'm still awaiting his 2nd EP if anyone knows when its going to be released please let me know. The structure of this track is awesome and you really have to sit down and listen to it to appreciate it and you will enjoy more and more you listen like most Danger tracks i guess. Anyway Enjoy.

Starskee - My Way (Danger Remix)

What Am I Doing?!

I forgot, what type of sad blogger would I be without firstly giving you, the people, some music. So here we go..

What should be the first song(s) I post..?

Fuck it here you go!

First up, I hope I don't get into trouble for this;

This first track is new from Bag Raiders, and I can't stop listening to it. Makes me feel young again 

Shooting Stars (Instrumental) - Bag Raiders

Show the Raiders of Bags some love:

www.myspace.com/bagraiders

How fucking good is Fake Blood at the moment? its a rhetorical question but fuck, He's Good, with a capital G. There will be more Fake Blood later on in the life of Les Gamins Gros Sucent so don't burn yourself out.

Restless (Fake Blood Remix) - Unkle

Head on over to Fake Blood's myspace and tell him your secrets: www.myspace.com/welovefakeblood

Santogold has been involved in some really cool shit lately, and this Left-Right remix of her track, L.E.S. Artistes is fucking up there. 

L.E.S. Artistes (Left-Right Remix) - Santogold

Check out both Left-Right and Santogolds myspaces: 

www.myspace.com/djsleftandright

www.myspace.com/santogold

Finally, a fucking huge remix from my favourite Canadians, besides that really hot teacher i had one time, Jokers of the Scene. 

These guys just do not stop, all of their remixes of late have been such eternally deserving bangers and i just love them.

Fly Or Bounce (Jokers Of The Scene Remix) - Destroy Disco

Head over to their myspace, and maybe you might find a liking for Canadians:

www.myspace.com/sceneofthejoker

Well, thats it for right now. I'll be back soon no doubt

This blogging thing is actually pretty fun.

In The Beginning..

Yo! Homies, this is the begining of "Les Gamins Gros Sucent" and alright, you may be wondering what the fuck does that mean. I'll save you the trouble of translating, it means "Fat Kids Suck". Not sure what it has to do with music, but we'll find a way.

Good we're on the same page about that one now.

Ok, so i got bored and somehow thought that starting a blog was a good idea.

But fuck it, i've done it now and who's going to stop me

I'll try not forget about it, and weekly i'll be updating you with a fresh hit of some fucking good music. 

yay or nay?